I has dat spark!

Ladies and gentleman, I DO apologize. It's been quite sometime. I have news! Hold onto your hats..........................

....................... I have yet to lose weight! HAHAHA. Actually...that's not funny. I'm pretty upset about it. Let me list some of the reasons why I think this whole weight loss thing might not be working for me.

I haven't been to the gym in two weeks. When I visited Chris on Valentine's weekend...together, we drank a total of one handle of Captain Morgan and nearly 48 beers and last - but not least - I haven't been eating very healthy.

I do see light at the end of the tunnel, however. I've been losing body fat! :) My number so far are listed below:

weight body fat weight lost
157.8 36.9
155.6 36.9 -2.20
158 36.7 2.40
160 37.6 2.00
158.6 37.2 -1.40
159.2 37.9 0.60
159.4 37 0.20

I remember in a previous post I mentioned to you that I was going to try a weight loss supplement. Well, I did. And obviously, it did not work. There were a few days which I did not take the pills the exact way I was supposed to, but should that matter? If you're taking a laxative...you should poop. Bottom line. I don't care if I took three fiber pills in stead of four in the morning. I took three massive laxative pills every night and not much happened! It was very upsetting. Good for Chris, upsetting for me. Not only that...but the amount of fiber I was taking combined with the amount of water I was drinking -- that alone should have made me poop. But no, it did not. It really just gave me a few (minor) headaches each day. Any normal person...

I will complete this post later. I am at work. And of course, there has been a school shooting. Where else other than right next door to Columbine High School.